Hon I washed the sheets :-)

And , where are your essential oils. I will put some ylang-ylang on them.
Let's fuck when you get home.

Well after singing the beethoven 9th,  then packing,  then shopping,  driving 5 hours, and unloading the car.

Probably not.

But first let's explore the fact that said husband has never washed the sheets nor made the bed in 15 years of marriage.

So what was said husband up to when I was gone?

Who knows,  who gives a fuck.